Help us find them.  Expose them.  Pin them in the same merciless spotlight they use to harass their victims.

You know them.  They’re the so-called “investigative” media – the supermarket tabloids, the yammering TV talking heads and all their kinfolk — that rip the flesh from their victims and consume it for their own profit.  They’re the cannibals.  Well, so are we – but we feed on them.

Help us find them.  Expose them.  Pin them in the same merciless spotlight they use to harass their victims.

What makes us any different?  Well, we’ll stick to the facts – which we define as anything that no reasonable person would doubt, and is confirmed by two sources.  (One of the sources could be a dog.)

What are our objectives?  The truth, insofar as we can determine it.  Justice, insofar as we can provide some measure of it.  And, we are unabashed to say, the pure pleasure of profiting from the missteps of the misery mongers as much as they profit from the agony of others.  We’re capitalists, you betcha.  But if we happen to strike a blow or two for the innocent and helpless along the way, that’s not a bad way to make a buck.

Each week, we’ll post a notice of an upcoming feature on a fresh cannibal.  Email us.  Give us the real dope.  Tell us what you know. We’ll feature your posts on our blog.

Lets do to them what they try to do to us – snoop, pry and tell.  We’re listening:  info@dailycannibal.com