Paul Krugman, Nobel Prize winner, columnist for the New York Times and Princeton professor,…
Archive | March, 2011
Barbaric Genital Mutilation — In San Francisco!
The Daily Cannibal is distressed to learn that genital mutilation, which we had thought…
Turn Out The Lights, The Party’s Starting
Here at The Daily Cannibal, we are busy preparing for tonight’s “Earth…
Is There A Tsunami in Your Future?
The polar ice caps are melting. This removes weight from the crust underneath. …
Everybody’s Always Wrong, And There’s Nothing We Can Do About It
Twenty years ago today, I pulled an object the size of a brick from my coat pocket, punched…
It’s OFFICIAL!
If you have no consideration for the future of our nation, can you at least muster up some…
Recipes and Republicans, Decafs and Democrats
Chefs and politicians have something in common. (Hint: they both want you…
Coming Soon To A Meadow Near You: Buttercups
March is here. There’s a sudden thaw sweeping the northeast. The winter…
Nemo’s Oscar Confusion
My brain is still using wiring diagrams from the 1960s, and this level of stimulation…
