Bill Quick writes in the Daily Pundit:

Has Iowahawk been declared a national treasure yet?

We need to get that done really fast.  Because try as hard as I may, I can never, ever be this good:

1 In the beginning Govt created the heavens and the earth. Now the economy was formless and void, darkness was over the surface of the ATMs, and the Spirit of Govt was hovering over the land.

Oh, my, you really want to read the whole thing.  You’ll want to keep a spare set of underdrawers handy, because you will most likely piss yourself.

Thanks, Bill, and thanks, Hawk.  As Eliot said to Pound, “Il migliore fabro.”  I’m no Eliot, I know, but you are no Pound, either.  You’re a lot heavier than that.

MmmmmmmmmmmmmWAH!